'nobody marks you'

I was reading the Sunday Times Style magazine this morning and, as always had a look at the Going Up-Going Down scale. Normally I find myself agreeing with everything, however today I did not and can't imagine anyone else agreeing either. The lowest on the Going Down scale was 'Real Beards'. Understandably, not everyone likes beards and I tend to think the same but it wasn't shaving that was suggested as an alternative. It was this:

Not going to lie, I was slightly disgusted. The rest of the scale seemed more normal though. 'Naked Wrists'. It's true, 'Bangles, watches, cuffs and friendship bracelets' are so much more fun, especially now that people are wearing 'Silly Bandz'.